Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful.

For his teeth seem for laughing round an apple.

There lurk no claws behind his fingers supple;

And God will grow no talons at his heels,

Nor antlers through the thickness of his curls.

INF(x)

I'm probably an 80 year old man. I swear a lot. Screw objective meaning and read about dead people. Please don't touch me.

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trekkiechick replied to your post “Another thing I just read about kilts, Apparently they were really,…”

jesus christ imagine having an angry scot running at you so you light him on fire and he just TEARS OFF HIS KILT AND KEEPS RUNNING, DONG FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE

YE CANNAE WHACK IT MOTHERFUCKER

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epic-vines:

Narrating people’s lives at the gym

Vine by: Thomas Sanders

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Another thing I just read about kilts,

Apparently they were really, really good when flamethrowers were used. If caught on fire, a soldier could tear his kilt of and limit burn damage/prevent death, seeing as clothing ignites first, skin is not so flammable so if you can get rid of the burning garment you’re alright. Tunic and trousers took a long time to get on and off, meaning burns would be more severe.

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oh GOD that’s horrifying

IT WAS A PROBLEM IT WAS A PROBLEM

ABORT ABORT ABORT

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amiablydebauchedsloth:

UMMM UMMM

I just had the worst thought ever

highlander regiments + mustard gas

kilts + chemical weapon that burns and blisters the skin unless covered by thick clothing

my research has taught me that highlander regiments did in fact go regimental

that being no underwear

“The plain answer is that if you wore anything under a kilt you’d have been issued with it. You didn’t get that issued so you didn’t wear anything.”

so basically it was out of uniform to wear underwear

and yes this was a problem once gas became a major player in warfare

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UMMM UMMM

I just had the worst thought ever

highlander regiments + mustard gas

kilts + chemical weapon that burns and blisters the skin unless covered by thick clothing

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Apr

AHA! Found some documents regarding Compassionate Leave and some leave slips online. Horray for answering my own question~!

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lizthefangirl:

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

image

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